Monday, November 10, 2008

A Note From The Head Dishwasher/Sr. Web Lacky

Hi All,

I am Cucina Ziccardi's Head Dishwasher, slash Sr. Web Lackey. I help Chef Merri with the cleaning of the pots and pans, the emails, and the weblog. Last week Chef Merri instructed me to send out an email to everyone with regard to her adding an additional day to the Cucina Ziccardi Dinner Service. I went ahead and sent out emails without the approval of Chef Merri. This was a very bad move.

Some of you may have noticed that I don't know how to spell "Patience". I wrote in the email: Those of you that asked for service on Tuesday or Wednesday, have "patients"; we'll get there. Chef Merri was also not happy with my grammar. The only excuse I have is that it was late and I was tired.

If this happens again I may get a reduction in salary. Since I get paid with Meatballs in Sunday Gravy, this would be a tragedy. I apologize to you and Chef Merri for this unfortunate happenstance. I will work hard to make sure it never happens again.

Those of you who are doctors and nurses and have patients, and those of you that aren't, but have had patience, I'm happy to announce Chef Merri is adding Wednesday to the Cucuina Ziccardi Dinner Service. Use the links at the right side of this page for menu items and ordering instructions.

Once again, I'm sorry for the poor spelling and grammar. Thank you for ordering from Cucina Ziccardi. The more you order, the greater the potential for extra meatballs for the dishwasher.

Bill Shearer
Head Dishwasher
Sr. Web Lackey
cucinaziccardi@gmail.com

1 comment:

Lisa said...

Ahhh...poor Bill, the dishwasher. That's okay, Bill. I think everyone will forgive you your mistake once they have Mary's mouthwatering food in their mouth. I wanted to comment on Mary's story about her Nana but couldn't figure out how..but pass on the word that I thought it was BEAUTIFUL!!!! So heartwarming. Okay...now I'm off to inspect the expanded menu and figure out what to order!